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1. Fourth of July This is a no-brainer. Send me a wedding invitation for the 4th of July and I’ll send you back a copy of the Declaration of Independence with the part where it says “Don’t you dare ever get married on the 4th of July. Do you think you’re bigger than America? You want to wear white on Lady Liberty’s special day? 2. Opening Weekend March Madness This one isn’t even really me demanding “don’t have your wedding on March Madness weekend,” it’s more being a pal to
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A Restaurant Worker Sent The Most Embarrassing Texts To A Girl Who Didn’t Intentionally Give Him Her Number Posting on Reddit last night, user tjstanding provided four screenshots of what are allegedly text messages from a Nando’s restaurant employee to his girlfriend, after she called a UK branch of the chicken emporium a whopping week earlier. In the messages, the unknown employee attempts to ask Becky, our Reddit user’s girlfriend, out following an incredibly cringeworthy build up featuring some very questionable emoji usage.         These texts are
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Real Story (Source) Tuesday, on the first day of NBA free-agency, Kobe Bryant decided to get something off his chest on Twitter: That 18 years ago the Hornets told him “they had no use for me,” so they were trading him to the Los Angeles Lakers. Apparently time has eroded future Hall-of-Famer Bryant’s memory. I was there, covering the 1996 draft and the ensuing trade for the Charlotte Observer. To suggest Hornets general manager Bob Bass or anyone else in the organization rejected Bryant is absurd. Kobe Bryant’s agent, Arn
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